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Author Topic: A UD day out at the seaside - Who's up for it ???  (Read 10488 times)
Mr. Goldberg
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« on: July 19, 2008, 04:59:29 PM »

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Anybody fancy a mad poets' day out at the seaside ? Sand , shingle, sun and surf. Ice cream cones by the pier ? Mussells and Cockels in yer cossie ? Sandcastles and sideshows ! Marvellous ! Cheeky postcards and kiss me quick hats! Candy floss and suck on yer rock stick. Couldn't be better for sniffing up the ozone !!! Saucy stamps and sand in yer toes invigorates the poems and the Ploes. Deckchairs tuppence a throw, handkerchief tied in four corners on yer bonce, dungarees up to yer armpits...Byron over fish 'n' chips who called me a ponce !!! Slip in a bidda skinnydipping and a paddle by the pier watching cheeky seagulls and and thruppence for a bottle o' beer....




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Vix0r
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« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2008, 05:50:16 PM »

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!
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« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2008, 08:55:44 PM »

What she said, plus another holler of 'ME!'
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Mr. Goldberg
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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2008, 10:37:09 AM »

Marvellous !!! Marvellous !!!
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Vix0r
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« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2008, 12:52:29 PM »

I've always wanted to go on a traditional seaside holiday with the knotted hankerchiefs and such. I was even looking up beach hotels as a possibility for next summer anyway if Ploe wanted to come with me.

The nearest beach to me is Ayr and every time we go for the day it's too windy and it used to be smelly to boot. We end up sat in huge jackets eating sandwiches with runny noses. =/

I'd adore a trip to the happy sand and sea in the sunshine.
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Mr. Goldberg
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« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2008, 01:05:26 PM »

Thank you for support Vixor...you can even bring along your little blue watering can and fill a moat for yer sandcastle. A magical mystery bus to Brighton or Bridlington. No doubt it 'll be pissing down with rain but that's what UK holidays are for....


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Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun if the sun don't shine you can't get your tan from standing in the English rain...I  am the eggman , they are the eggman, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

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« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2008, 04:58:56 AM »

I'm pretty sure we can arrange some sort of ice cream van outside the green room for the future x
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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2008, 08:36:08 AM »

Filey! Everyone can stay in my caravan. x
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« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2008, 04:55:42 PM »

I went to scarbrough recently :]
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Mr. Goldberg
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« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2008, 04:57:26 PM »

An unquietly desperate ice cream cone now there's a thought
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« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2008, 07:40:54 PM »

I WANA COME AND RIDE A MAGGOT-ARSED DONKEY!!!
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Mr. Goldberg
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« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2008, 01:27:06 PM »

...All tastes catered for on Nat Goldberg's Magical mystery tour...any other requests ?
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Vix0r
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« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2008, 10:39:39 PM »

Can you make the sun be shiney?
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Mr. Goldberg
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« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2008, 02:06:35 PM »

Do me best Vix.
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« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2008, 06:22:58 PM »

I want an ice-cream. Can you get me an ice-cream?
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Mr. Goldberg
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« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2008, 02:43:33 PM »

You're old enough to get your own now young man.
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« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2008, 11:29:12 AM »

I'm usualy a recluse but please count me in. If I can ever get a day off work (will you lot stop eating meat and making me work so hard) then I'll certianly go. I have been on these trips as a child and it will bring back fond memories. Plus it'll be interesting to meet some of my fellow poets and painters.

I tell you what I'll use my economic might. Goldberg, book me a place on that trip and I'll buy you a corneto.
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« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2008, 06:09:10 PM »

I've already stopped Si'
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Mr. Goldberg
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« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2008, 06:13:31 PM »

This thread has been up since summer...time to lockdown I think. Hardly the weather for it now.
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« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2008, 06:16:07 PM »

Even more reason to bugger off to a warmer Clime
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Mr. Goldberg
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« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2008, 06:16:57 PM »

Where do you fancy Dandy ? Cyprus ? Tangiers ? Morrocco ?
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« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2008, 06:24:28 PM »

Morroco
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Mr. Goldberg
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« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2008, 06:26:18 PM »

Do you hear that UD members ? The daytrip has just incurred a somewhat higher tarriff than a day return to Blackpool...Dandy will be providing the camels. Glad you didn't say Tangiers that's where Joe Orton went with the two Kenneths.
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« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2008, 05:05:45 PM »

THEN TANGIERS IT IS!!!
TAKE A TRIP WITH DEATH AT ONE'S ELBOW,EH?
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« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2008, 06:51:19 PM »

What ?
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