Unquiet Desperation
November 30, 2020, 07:48:11 PM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Sorry, you must be logged in to use the shoutbox!
News: Post in our Creative Philosophy board... if you can.
   Home   Help Login Register  
Pages: [1]
Author Topic: I am metaphors  (Read 3464 times)
Henry David Thoreau
Offline Offline

Posts: 1281

Everything is Irrelative.

« on: January 12, 2010, 01:58:58 PM »

The point is pretty simple and stupid; you describe yourself metaphorically. 

I am the last thing you think about before you decide you want to masturbate. But some people say I am a morning shit after a night of whiskey and pickled jalapenos. I call myself the enema that makes you pure. But in actuality, I am a nimbus cloud with a belly full of cats and dogs.

I think, therefore I'm lost.
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2010, 06:38:03 AM »

I am the consolation of rain when the humidity is too close to be in. People that don't know me find I'm unexpected honey in their tea when they don't take sugar. Not that I'm saccharine - just expected refreshment soon outdone with shock.

(I'm shocked outdone is considered a word but aswell isn't.)
Offline Offline

Posts: 260

« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2010, 11:44:54 PM »

i am the aesop grapeshop
« Last Edit: October 06, 2010, 11:53:44 PM by nauseamfromrum » Logged
Pages: [1]
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.16 | SMF © 2011, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!