Slackers' Song

St. Slugabed and the breakfast Vespers
Who got low-blowed the bolide,
And breathanarian get no early bird special

Who wait upon the alpenglow for respite,
Prelapsarian looper in no Patericon,
St. Slugabed in the breakfast Vespers

Sleep beneath the pulsars, oh epileptic!
Metrorrhagia mundane for his moon-woman
Breathanarian get no early bird special,

Who charivari with their clanging bedpan
Because it's time to shize n' rine!
St. Slugabed and the breakfast Vespers

With a pocketful of Osirus statuettes--
For no nightstand cairn, for a nocebo boner.
Breathanarian get no early bird special.

His intercession's in the ashen-light, no echelette,
Since the slacken hit snooze upon the rocketsonde--
St. Slugabed and the breakfast Vespers
Breathanarian get no early bird special.