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Author Topic: My Crazy Uncle  (Read 1936 times)
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Virginia Woolf
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« on: September 01, 2012, 01:08:47 PM »

My uncle, who was the first person to get me interested in conspiracy theores, believes that the government is putting a drug into our milk supply to make us all less intelligent. He reckons this explains the current drop in exam results.  Undecided
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« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2012, 02:53:05 PM »

I believe the current drop in exam grades is due to the laziness and distractions that plague the modern teenager.
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« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2012, 05:46:18 PM »

Next time you see him, challenge him for evidence! Then either laugh as he flounders, or link to what he offers here so we can dissect it...  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2014, 12:34:58 PM »

Your uncle must be really fucking old
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