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Author Topic: What team do you support?  (Read 8333 times)
Ploe
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« on: March 17, 2009, 10:16:28 AM »

One thing I often get asked by the little people whenever I'm about is: What music do you like? It's always the initial thing they ask. When I can only reel off three bands they look at me like I just wiped shit under their nose. They tell me they thought I'd like a lot of music because I have long hair. I then snap and say having long hair only proves I don't like haircuts, not that I like arrays of musicians.

I'm sick of these tired assumptions. Can people not talk about anything other than the vibrating of soundwaves? Yes you're right, the other camp talk about the sport. Ne'ermind.
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« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2009, 01:41:29 PM »

You're being stereotyped man.  Where I come from, long hair means you have an affinity for cake.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/_vSmdnnSzfU&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/_vSmdnnSzfU&rel=0</a>

 
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« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2009, 06:05:53 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/cGC2xeqWTm4&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/cGC2xeqWTm4&rel=0</a>

Why does this community have such an obsession with delicious cake?
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« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2009, 08:44:15 PM »

Why does this community have such an obsession with delicious cake?


Do you really have to ask?
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« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2009, 09:41:27 PM »

Why does this community have such an obsession with delicious cake?


Do you really have to ask?



Jesus Christ you can tell she likes the cake. Have you seen how long her hair is?
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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2009, 04:44:28 AM »

i'd rather talk about the music or sports than ...

"oh so you go to what school? oh what do you major in? i hate this professor so much! exams are hard! i hope the professor doesn't show up today, ha ha! so you doin good in school? have you decided what you're gonna do after school? i bullshitted so hard on that essay! hey wait...is that a school over there?  "


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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2009, 08:35:25 PM »

The other day I was in the local, and I was coppering up for a drink when some fucker at the bar said "Oooh, that's the student loan coming out." I scowled and said "Watch it."
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« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2009, 10:35:29 PM »

Well you men have it easy.. at least you don't have

"Hi.. wanna meet up and give me a Blow job?"


...Ploe you know why i put that lmao. (p.s it wasn't ploe who said it to me)
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« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2009, 04:06:00 PM »

Does long hair mean good blow jobs?   Cheesy
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Ploe
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« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2009, 09:23:26 PM »

I'm not sure Will... There's only one way to find out!

I'll be back when my chin is so crusty my bottom jaw might fall.
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« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2009, 10:36:41 AM »

...eurgh...
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« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2009, 04:49:13 PM »

I'm not sure Will... There's only one way to find out!

I'll be back when my chin is so crusty my bottom jaw might fall.

Maybe long hair means no gag reflex.
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« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2009, 06:42:12 PM »

Well if you fall asleep and swallow it you don't want the wretching to wake you up. You soon get used to something touching the back of your throat.
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« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2009, 07:57:18 PM »

Shaze's first act on UD- bringing down the elders to a very low level not seen on UD for ages...
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« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2009, 10:18:34 PM »

Shaze's first act on UD- bringing down the elders to a very low level not seen on UD for ages...

I must concur. It's like Caligula's court around here.

Or like one of Alan Ginsberg's tutorials...
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« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2009, 07:22:25 PM »

Shaze's first act on UD- bringing down the elders to a very low level not seen on UD for ages...

She brought up the BJ...I just wanted clarification on the meaning of her comment.     
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« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2009, 07:55:24 PM »

lmfao that was brill
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Ploe
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« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2009, 08:29:34 PM »

Well if you fall asleep and swallow it you don't want the wretching to wake you up. You soon get used to something touching the back of your throat.

That's also why long haired people also like cake.
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